An announcement from His Excellency Sheikh Adbdelkadir Al-Fennik

Started by Abdelkadir Al-Fennik, 12.08.2009, 00:10:26

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Abdelkadir Al-Fennik

Honourable Chairmen and Members of the Staff,

Members of the Diplomatic Corps,

Ladies and Gentlemen of all Species,

His Excellency Sheikh Abdelkadir Al-Fennik, the last heir of an ancient and noble lineage, carries the burden of leading the Glorious Emirate of Sulhistan into a bright and brilliant destiny. In an effort to strengthen and expand the relationship between the Glorious Emirate and the Member States of the European Union, his Excellency will attend Eurofurence 15 as Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary, with the intent of building long-lasting political, cultural and economic ties. He will be escorted by members of his family, his ministers, his royal court and his personal harem as is the custom. In order to ensure the comfort of his Excellency while causing as little interference as possible, in a gesture of goodwill only one floor of the Ringberg Hotel has been reserved for him and his entourage.

Despite countless and incessant propositions from the most noble families, His Excellency the Sheikh still has not met the soulmate of his dreams. In order to find this rare bird, as rare as a flowing river in the Sahara, His Excellency shall invite the most exquisite guests to join him for a wonderful and unforgettable reception, where they shall be treated to the most refined pleasures of the palate, and entertained by the most talented belly dancers to be found West of the Euphrates. The event shall be conducted, of course, in accordance with His Excellency's personal motto - « Only the best is good enough for me » allowing for the degree of relaxation required to conduct direct and fruitful exchanges of views, far from the hassles of the etiquette.

Should the recipients of this message know of princes of faraway lands longing for exquisite companionship, by all means they are kindly invited to pass on this personal invitation to their Protocol Officers, in order to arrange the organisational details of this little informal party.

For His Excellency Sheikh Adbdelkadir Al-Fennik,
Heir to the Pearly Throne of the The Glorious Emirate of Suhlistan,
Commander of the Order of the Flamboyant Peacock,
Grand Marshal of the Royal Suhlistan Armed Forces,

His Grand Vizir,
Abdalmalik Ben Moktar

[note: This is an invitation to a themed room party at the convention, which date and time will be determined later. For the real person behind this, send a message to Lone_Ferret on this forum. Thank you!]

Wawik

Quote from: Abdelkadir Al-Fennik on 12.08.2009, 00:10:26
Honourable Chairmen and Members of the Staff,

Members of the Diplomatic Corps,

Ladies and Gentlemen of all Species,

[...]WE HAVE IN OUR POSSESSION AS OVER-DUE PAYMENT BILLS TOTALING US$30.5M(THIRTY MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WHICH WE WANT TO TRANSFER ABROAD WITH THE ASSISTANCE AND COOPERATION OF TRUSTED FOREIGN FIRM OR INDIVIDUAL THAT WILL RECEIVE THE SAID FUND ON OUR BEHALF INTO ANY ACCOUNT PROVIDED TO RECEIVE SUCH FUND.[...]


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